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Kaity, Manka, Nicholas, Patrick, Ruth, Tricia
Andrew, Ann, Artemis, Christopher, David, Franchesca, Hannah, Kathy,
Without whose patience...
The funny bits are done.
Take off, eh?
1. Spittle on the monitors
And the number one sign that the Engineering team has been working too hard:
2. One too many jokes about ΓÇ£going postalΓÇ¥
3. Threats to take six weeks of vacation six weeks before the end of the quarter
4. Two words: ΓÇ£Bass-O-Matic FUNNY!ΓÇ¥ [Heh heh. Heh heh.]
5. Doug Olson on Wheels
6. Have taken to calling the whitebox testers ΓÇ£The Goon SquadΓÇ¥
7. CanΓÇÖt distinguish between good-natured ribbing and character assassination
8. Path worn in the carpet to the fridge full of Coke
9. Rapier wit comes across more like a nail-studded club
10. Forced marches through Shoreline dump at 6AM daily for the entire QA staff
Top Ten Signs the Engineering Team has been Working Too Hard:
…wait, sorry, that was last night’s; here we go…
Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse:
From the Home Office in Zanesville, Ohio…
Danger!! Danger!! Will and Penny back to the ship!!
Those who speak, do not know. Those who know, do not speak.
Bonk bonk!
Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah, nyah
Adobe Transient Witticisms is a trademark of Adobe Systems, Incorporated.
Adobe Transient WitticismsΓäó are only available in products by Adobe Systems, Inc.
So there
Copyrighted material appearing in this space is the property of the copyright holder
Special thanks to the great John Barrymore for making it all possible
...(Thanks to R. Williamson in Austin, TX)
I said, postcards to: Photoshop Engineering P.O. Box 7900 Mountain View CA USA 94039
Funky postcards: Photoshop Engineering P.O. Box 7900 Mountain View CA USA 94039
...together. Would I get a medal?
Suppose I accidentally got my...
I AM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!
Now look what youΓÇÖve done! YouΓÇÖve made Sarak the Preparer cry!
Nobody, but *NO*body, eats the Simpsons!
ΓÇ£Honestly, at this point, I have a yearning for adequacyΓÇ¥ -- Confused
ΓÇ£You have a yearning for perfectionΓÇ¥ -- Confuscious
ΓÇ£Rabbit season!ΓÇ¥ ΓÇ£Duck season!ΓÇ¥ ΓÇ£Rabbit season!ΓÇ¥ ΓÇ£Duck season!ΓÇ¥ ... ΓÇ£ELMER SEASON!!ΓÇ¥
ΓÇ£Plate OΓÇÖ ShrimpΓÇ¥
Rule of Obedience #14: No jokes
TheyΓÇÖre not even sure it IS a baby!
IΓÇÖm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And IΓÇÖm all out of bubblegum.
There is a poisoned doughnut, isnΓÇÖt there, Smithers?
Ten bucks is ten bucks, eh?
black hole
These arenΓÇÖt the droids weΓÇÖre looking for
Happy b-b-birthday, you th-thing from another world, you
ΓÇ£I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hairΓÇ¥ -- the incomparable Bette Davis
I know you are but what am I?
Zik Zak: We make everything you need, and you need everything we make
f u cn rd ths u cn b a spy
hs mesg ll slf-destt fv sends
Ths messge ill sef-destuct n fiv seonds
This message will self-destruct in five seconds
ΓÇ£Who do I have to sleep with to get my name in the Photoshop About box?ΓÇ¥ -- AB
They canΓÇÖt do nothing ΓÇÖtil they stop sparkling.
Stop whining! Code harder!
It's less pink now
Klaatu Barada Nikto
“This filter is better than sex! Not that I could actually tell…” -- unknown engineer
Seen together at Planet Hollywood: Scooby-doo and Witchie-poo
Kai's just this guy. You know?
IΓÇÖm tryinΓÇÖ to think, but nothinΓÇÖ happens!
ΓÇ£Gettin kinda flamey around here isn't it?ΓÇ¥ -- bkr
That TOTALLY SUCKS!
Brought to you by the Ministry of Silly Walks
ΓÇ£WeΓÇÖre just a couple of joyful little pervo-goatsΓÇ¥ -- Akbar (Jeff?)
Appearance by Mr. Taco likely
And now, Fluffy and the Amoral Poodles, with their hit: ΓÇ£Killing SpreeΓÇ¥!
You EE-diot!
Yow! I've been eating wax paper!
One of these pieces of cheese is not like the other
ΓÇ£A tense work environment is a productive work environmentΓÇ¥ -- M. Burns
Now it's dark
Brain and brain! What is brain?!?
Please do not change colors while I am talking to you
What matter they now, the scars upon our backs?
…that’s no basis for a system of government!
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords…
Uh oooooh, Mo-o-ongooo!!!
Never let a ΓÇ£final candidateΓÇ¥ subscript get above the age of consent
Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife
Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.
ΓÇ£Wait a second! This is just an octahedron suspended in blue liquid!ΓÇ¥ -- JT
Ensign-- pursue that vessel at Ludicrous Speed!
When you hear todayΓÇÖs secret word, SCREAM REAL LOUD!
Nuthin up muh sleeve...
WhereΓÇÖs the kaboom? ThereΓÇÖs supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
New This Fall: Geordi Loves Chachi
Watch the skies
Best sign-off seen this year: ΓÇ£I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be ... oooh ... DONUTS!ΓÇ¥
Hey, everybody! IΓÇÖm not wearing pants!
Favorite bug report: ΓÇ£It blowed up good. It blowed up REAL good.ΓÇ¥
It has dials that go to eleven
This software was written to be played at the loudest possible volume
Mmmmmm! Chock full of bassy goodness!
It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries!
Photoshop: ItΓÇÖs not just for breakfast anymore
Good day, and welcome to our show, eh?
, one of our favorite customers.
Extra special thanks go to
Thank you for using Adobe Photoshop.